Voicemail

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"You've reached Liara T'Soni's personal messaging device. If you have something to say-- I mean, if you want to leave a message-- no, that's not what I meant. Damn! Voicemail, delete my last. Begin new voicem--"

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Crazy Phone Day

[arsenicmauls]

"Hey, is this the jerk from the park? Yeah, listen. if you hadn't called her ugly and unnecessary, she wouldn't have bit you. You don't antagonize a dinosaur. Maybe you would have known that if you weren't such a huge--"

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Crazy Phones

[ultron_junior]

Meant for Topher, but ahahahaha:

"Hey, this is a freaking weird question, but is the robot dog, y'know, fixed? 'Cause swear to god, he practically took my arm off going after this poodle in the park. So, uh, let me know what to do. Hope you're having fun and stuff. Bye."

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[nomoresportscars]

[From here!]

Jackson had maybe glared at his phone for a while after getting this voicemail. He sounded like he was gritting his teeth when he returned it.

"I don't know anything about any transformations. And I definitely don't need to talk to you about them."

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